What a fucking fantastic fuck! Making love outdoors was even better than Angie had imagined. Sitting astride her lover, feeling the sun and wind on her flushed, tingling skin was such a turn-on. Everything around them seemed so peaceful and sexy. The sounds of nature were accompanied by the rhythmic slurping of her lover’s thick…
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“Well, it’s over.” Roger Jones tossed his keys on the table near the door. “She doesn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.” Roger slouched his way into the living room, hands in the pockets of his chinos. His roommate sat on the couch wearing a grey sweatshirt and a pair of plaid…
Gabrielle was a doll. She was tall, good-looking, and smart. She was also funny. I had a crush on her within a couple of weeks of our first meeting. When I told her I enjoyed the company of attractive women with a brain, she sort of scoffed. “Brains, huh?” she snickered. “That’s right,” I asserted….
The message came through Wednesday afternoon. “My Mom’s taking the kids to her place Friday night.” “You want me to come over?” I typed in. “Duh,” she messaged. “Saturday class?” I wrote. “Prof in Seattle for a conference. No class.” “That’s me. No class.” “BS,” she texted. “Dinner tonight?” “If you can work it.” “Parking…
The School Trip. I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me God. Yes, your Honour, I understand. Tell the court, in my own words, what happened on the day in question. The trouble really started when I was asked to take the Upper Sixth on a…
There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pictures of dicks. Until one day she got tired, Of being so all alone, She decided…
There once was a prick named Peter Who bounced up and down on his nuts.His goal it would seem, A sexual dream, To diddle the holes of all butts. So the bouncing prick named PeterWho wanted to fulfill his huntSought to discoverHoles to uncoverBut stumbled and fell in a cunt. Then the bouncing prick named…
Have I ever told you the tale of Snow White the Naughty Princess? No? Well, let’s get started. Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a great King and his beautiful Queen. One day, when the King returned to the castle from his adventures, the Queen welcomed him with a tiny baby…
“I am as embarrassed about this as you.” Lisa looked up at the tangled mess hovering at eye level. Two eyes on stalks protruded from the gyrating white tentacles. “I don’t believe this.” Lisa said in astonishment. “Believe me, I know.”, the hovering mass replied, “Not to put too fine a point on it, I…
I love going to anime conventions. Or comic book conventions. Really, any excuse to don awesome costumes and go nerd out with other geeks is awesome to me. I am an otaku, as the Japanese call it. I love to cosplay. In a situation with other cosplayers, like a Con, it gives me a confidence boost you would…
I came back inside and closed the door, and stood for a moment playing back Johanna’s last few remarks in my head. What had she said? “Don’t wait up?” What did that mean? That I should go to bed? “Leave it unlocked?” Did that mean she was coming back, and this time we could really…
In a world where the internet is overflowing with well-endowed male porn stars who can fuck for hours and women across the globe are expecting an orgasm with every sexual encounter—where every spam folder is brimming with adverts for performance-enhancing drugs and men everywhere have started doing Kegel exercises—there is one man who will stand…
1 “I’m not hard-boiled, I’m just hard,” I said, adjusting my trousers. It was another one of those days in the naked city. “A hard man is good to find,” Carlotta said, adjusting her cleavage. In her case dĂ©colletĂ© was a misnomer. Disrobed was more appropriate. “And I suspect that only a hard man can…
“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call…
We had said goodbye to our new friends Friday at lunch before they all left for their homes. We had a leisurely dinner at the little bistro in the hotel that night. Our vacation together was starting and I was happily in love with the woman in the bed. We had been very close friends…