A sex swing for the pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Swan vibes a-vibrating,
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking prostates,
Seven Swan vibes a-vibrating,
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies pole dancing,
Eight maids a-milking prostates,
Seven Swan vibes a-vibrating,
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-blowing,
Nine ladies pole dancing,
Eight maids a-milking prostates,
Seven Swan vibes a-vibrating,
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers being pegged,
Ten lords a-blowing,
Nine ladies pole dancing,
Eight maids a-milking prostates,
Seven Swan vibes a-vibrating,
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers in satin panties,
Eleven pipers being pegged,
Ten lords a-blowing,
Nine ladies pole dancing,
Eight maids a-milking prostates,
Seven Swan vibes a-vibrating,
Six geese Furries a-laying,
Five golden cock rings,
Four call girls,
Three French maid outfits,
Two dove gray blindfolds,
And a sex swing for the pear tree!
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