A Ride Home with Santa

“You do know that Santa’s in charge of the North Pole and all ofthe elves, right?” Jason said continuing our playful argument. “You’re nuts. Mrs. Claus is in complete control. The only reason Santa flies around in the sleigh is because Mrs. Claus needs sleep after working the entire year for this one night. She…

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Licking One’s Handicaps—A Love Story in Rhyme

I knew a chap who was quite pissedabout his bad cunnilinguswhen with his lovely blond-haired lass named Beth. For no matter how he triedwhen he was done poor Beth just sighed,“That didn’t do it, Horace!” in one breath. It mattered not his true comportor whether tongue went long or shortthe hoped for results simply never…

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MBF 26 – Newbs Pt. 1

Last time we saw Jay and Amanda was when Amanda and Jeanette were doing a special video for Jay as an anniversary gift. The football season has ended for Jay. He currently has been spending his free time with his two favorite girls Amanda and Jeanette. Whenever he isn’t with his girls he is spending…

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MBF 25 – A Surprise Gift Pt. 2

“Are you ready for this?” Amanda’s question shook my thinking. I looked at her and Jeanette with a smile. “I guess.” Jeanette spoke. “I have been looking forward to this for a while now. How about you?” Amanda nodded her head. “Are you kidding me? I have been so excited about this for the past…

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MBF 24 – A Surprise Gift Pt. 1.5

How long have I been here? Has it been an hour? Or has it been hours? I didn’t have my watch on and Jenna, Jeanette’s sister, has been interviewing me on a surprise gift from Amanda and Jeanette. So far we have talked about how our relationship first started. How I felt for each girl,…

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How’d that happen conclusion

When I awoke the next morning and got off the bed I was greeted by a sight I’ll never forget. There before me were three puffy pussies, six bountiful breasts, and seemingly uncountable shapely arms and legs, all entwined in such a combination that it was hard to be certain which body part belonged to…

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Mister Muscle and LoveBug Issue #2: Taking the Bull by the Balls

Mister Muscle and LoveBug Issue #2: Taking the Bull by the Balls Chapter One: A Bug in Cheap Clothing “What the heck are you wearing, Squirt?” I did my best to keep my voice level as I looked her up and down, not even bothering to hide the stern frown creasing my face. At least…

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