Iris stretched across her bed, determined to finish the last few words in her journal before she completely passed out from the exhaustion her evil little kindergarten class had put her through earlier that day. Dear Me, I wonder when the next time I might see him will be. He always pops up so randomly…
Tina Newton was a student But, alas she wasn’t prudent. Tina wanted so much to be As smart a girl as she could be. But Tina wasn’t all that bright And seldom did she get things right. She thought a ‘model of discretion’ Was a woman who was undressin’ So Tina studied so she could…
To: Ellie From: Maria Subject: RE: Oh My God NO WAY! I just googled that myself, and it looks like you may have. I’m jealous (the good kind of course) I would give anything to have Daniel touch me. Please, please, please keep me posted. —— To: Maria From: Ellie Subject: FRANK is here!  Hey, so…
To: Ellie From: Maria Subject: You’re Crazy Oh my god, you so should. Wait, can’t you go to hell for touching yourself? —— To: Maria From: Ellie Subject: RE: You’re Crazy Fuck! [Oh no what did I just say?] I’m definitely going to hell – or I can just say a bunch of “Hail Mary’s” and I should be fine,…
To: Maria From: Ellie Subject: I’m Scared I don’t know if you’re online, it’s 11:30pm here – I’m still wondering if I should meet him..? Help me out! —— To: EllieFrom: Maria Subject: RE: I’m Scared  Don’t be stupid Ellie go, I mean come on! This is Frank we’re talking about I bet he was a Greek…