They Came For Your Anus – Act I

In the town of Badonkadonk there lived a man called Chuck Johnson. Chuck was just an average guy. He was twenty one years old and still lived with his parents. He had an older brother, Lance, who’d recently come out as gay and he wasn’t sure how he felt about that. He also believed he…

Sex, Straight, Supernatural

Mariah… My Wank Mistress

We first made contact about three years ago, on one of those dirty dating sites. I was showing my tranny profile, Velvet, at the time, and was being hit on by a bunch of dirty old men, when this “Mariah” person said, “Hi.” I was in a pretty sarcastic mood at the time, and was slightly…

BDSM, Cross-dressing, Masturbation

Bare-Butt Buttocks Burning Bright

Was her buttocks lewdly shownO’er a knee, her thong pulled down?They saw a gorgeous brace of buns.How smooth her shaven Venus Mons! Her nether garment was slipped offPast her jeans which she did slough.Naked now from waist to toeOh how her bare butt soon will glow. In eagerness her hips do archWaiting for the stinging touch. For leather belt or open palmHer…

Love, Poems, Spanking

Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)

When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very short, Tube tops that displayed my boobies, Intimate teddies in which to cavort: Such gear often worn by newbies. Chorus . She’d…

Love, Poems

Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can’t think why!)

If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect.My beauty and my genius are so obvious to see, I feel obliged to hide behind…

Love, Poems

My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning

BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chapsWhose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We’re sniveling little chapsWhose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. BITCH As Dominatrix I’ve no peerI own lots…

Love, Poems

For she is a pure cum slut

Despite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry And she does experiment. Yes, she does experiment. She may put naughty stuff up her twat Massive, phallic and often very hot. But…

Love, Poems

A polite man’s wife is not a happy one

When dealing with sexual frustration (frustration) Because wifely duties are not done. (are notdone) When the better half blames menstruation, (menstruation) A polite man knows what is to be done. (to be done.) A discrete man need not grow agitated (agitated) That his good wife is not a nasty one. (nasty one) Instead his cock…

Anal, Love, Poems

Opera with a nice ring to it

Blessed bare on the enchanted summit.What lies there? Puss-puss or somewhat.How delightful is this glimmering sight!Breasts heaving in that armour tight. Siegfried is taken by amorous fits.The armour’s off; My God! What tits!“Mommy, Mommy. Looky, looky!BrĂźnnhilde’s boobs and naked nookie!” ‘Das ist kein Mann’, Siegfried surmisesAs more than just the curtain rises.His hand trembles on…

Love, Poems