After my divorce following nearly twenty years of marriage, I settled into a condo in Central New Jersey. The combination of not having a wife and the freedom of condo living gave me newfound opportunity. The time saved by not having to maintain a house combined with the free time afforded me by being single…
Hornier and hornier all the time,I’m lucky horniness isn’t a crime.Checkin’ out the new girl at work,She probably thinks I’m such a jerk.Trying to think of something to say,Anything to get a lay.I offer to take her out to eat,Someplace quiet, where the people meet.Later we can go out and dance,Thinking how to get in…
My house is the last in the block, in fact, it is the last house of the street. Here the paving stops and the street turns into a dirt road. No wonder then that there is hardly any traffic. From here the dirt road runs along the wheat fields that start just east of my…
Life can be quite predictable, for short periods of time. Every so often, something happens that you never expected, or anticipated. I never dared dream I’d be eating Annie’s pussy, and certainly not with my wife’s blessing. A little over a week ago, I noticed that Brenda came home from work somewhat distraught. I asked…
We sat at the kitchen table, having a quick breakfast before we left for our respective jobs. Patti was checking her make-up and I was trying to finish my coffee, as well as the sports section, before I hit the road. “How long is your cock, Matt?” she asked. I avoided the spray of coffee…
Back in the 80’s when I turned eighteen my parents thought I was spending to much time at home playing dungeons and dragons. They wanted me to get out and socialize more with real people. My parent thought if they volunteered me to work the summer as a camp councilor for a local kid’s camp…
I knew the female’s voice. I was absolutely certain. But somehow I could not believe what my ears told me; all she had said was ‘Here is four hundred’. That was enough to tell me who spoke the words. What was my wife doing here? She was supposed to be at a hen party tonight…
 I was concentrating very hard on not screaming that I looked out the airplane window and I could see that it was starting to rain. It grew darker outside and I could of sworn I saw lightning out of the corner of my eye.  It was getting hard for me to breathe so it felt good that the…
Johnny N. Cestorama woke up one morning in his bedroom to the sound of his mother yelling at him from downstairs to come down and eat breakfast. Johnny yawned, and then got out of bed to put his clothes on. As he was doing so, he admired himself in the mirror for a moment. He…
The first thing a visitor to the quiet Minnesota town of Lake Wannacum is likely to say (other than “Where the hell is the interstate anyway we’ve been crawling along these dirt tracks for hours, my sat-nav said this was the cross-country route to St. Cloud, my God, have you people even seen a Starbucks?”)…
“You know I hate that shit, Jordan. Yeah, I know, so was the last one you set me up with, and we both know how well that turned out. I swear to god, if this guy turns out to be another loser, I’m going full on carpet muncher. No, I’m not kidding. Hey, I am…