Healthcare Reform (A nurse fantasy)

As I drove over to the new healthcare clinic, I was a bit apprehensive. I truly hate going to doctors. I usually only go to a doctor after I’ve either broken something or I am bleeding so profusely the blood threatens to change the color of my shirt. In fact, I don’t even have a…

FFM, Humor, Threesome

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex

What the hell’s going on around here? Bronson (the Big-Mouth Bass), having just stuck his head above the bayou’s calm surface, now stared, even more dumbfounded than usual, at the new arrivals. Why had those two in that fancy fishing rig slipped past the screen of willow branches and tied up against the trunk? It…

Humor, Sex, Straight

Johnny And Mary

Johnny and Mary Now Johnny knew Mary since they were little tykes,Running in the field, riding their bikes,Like other little kids, they stayed out all day,Doing their chores, later they’ll play,Johnny and Mary went to school,Tried real hard, act real cool,Johnny noticed Mary started to grow real fine,Nice firm breasts, big behin’,Johnny thought he’d take…

Humor, Poems, Sex

Dream Job (Everyman’s Fantasy)

The California Board of Education meeting once again ran late into the night. The stale air became stifling in the August evening, as the air conditioning units had been shut down over an hour ago. Tempers started to flare, as discussions had become as hot as the California sunshine. Arguments were heard and heard again…

Fantasy, Humor, School, Sex

Pete And Joe Get Laid (Second Stab At Humor In Sex)

Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends. They shared the same drunken babe the night of their first sexual experience. They now…

Humor, Sex