Chat Across the Pond

(for Sisters, in scholarly seclusion) * * * * * * *Rock chicks rub off on you. Punks, goths, ravers,Even tweecore wallflowers sipping tea (that’s me). Kettle whistles, I do too. Hers Replies. Yay! Glad I’ve set the second potOut. How are things? Henry VIII predatesTyrants today for show trials, the sot– And the Gunpowder…

Humor, Lesbian, Love, Poems, Submission

Slight Effort

* * * * * * *you’re irina, you were in that class, you slide down across from me. steel flashes in your tongue– your sign.scribbled-up legal pad–that’s mine. anotherday of show-and-tell in bohemia, what luck. but why is your poem in all lower-caps? you ask and i sayheard of cummings join the 20th century duh! (“double-duh!”)ha! i like you no…

Humor, Lesbian, Love, Poems, Romance

Bag of Lush all sorts

Anal “You like that, don’t ya Fugs, hey?” asked Eric. “You like a big cock going deep in that sweet tight little puckered up ass?” “You know I do, Babe,” I said between thrusts. “But, do you want to talk or fuck?” “Oh, let’s talk please,” Eric smirked. “How was your day, sweetheart?” “Well asshole,…

Humor, Sex, Straight

M.Felix/Sprite present: Whores, Lies, and Sinker

Friday 8:36 AM Charlotte knelt on the king-sized bed, her slender legs parted, her soft white ass nestled between her thighs as she went about the task of folding laundry. She quietly hummed while listening to the shower door slide open, glancing once towards the bathroom as she deftly folded a pair of green lace…

Anal, Humor, Lesbian, Threesome, Toys

TSINF 9.2 – Recollections pt. 2

Steph just sighed. “Oh I guess. Just fast forward to who won because the game of quarters explains the hangover.” Amanda sighed . “Spoil sport………..fine. Some guy won. It wasn’t you or Matt. But at least you out lasted him.” Steph smiled. “Well poo. I wanted to win. At least I beat Matt.” She stretched….

Humor, Novels, Sex, Stories, Straight

The Girl Who Played With Herself

Lisbeth Salamander never paid porn site subscriptions. That was one of the fringe benefits of being a professional computer hacker. She hacked into the billing company’s computers and signed herself up using the names and identities of government ministers or members of the clergy. Lisbeth had a boyfriend, a young investigative journalist named Michael Plumfist,…

Exhibitionism, Humor, Masturbation, Voyeurism

TSINF 9.1 – Recollections pt. 1

Day 14 Steph woke up the next morning of the party. When she opened her eyes she didn’t recognize the bed she was in. But from the surroundings it seemed she spent the night at Matt’s place. She lifted her head and realized her head was pounding something fierce. Oh great a hangover she thought…

Humor, Novels, Stories

A Leprechauns dream

Spied a sweet young vixen,Down at the local Shamrock’s,Shakin’ her 36 D diddies,And teasin’ all the cocks. Wearin a tight green t-shirtShakin’ her flamin’ red hair,Her perky hard nipplesPointing the way to her lair. O’er a pint we sit and flirt,And discuss the jewel beneath her skirt. As we kiss and head for her bed,I…

Humor, Love, Poems, Sex

Pleasure-Zone

“Pleasure-zone” The day started, as it routinely did.Deadlines to meet.Projects to complete. I took a break from my busy day,To say “Hello” to friends far away. Lo and behold, the ‘message’ light blinks.I opened the page,Reaching for my drink. ‘What, another boring message from someone afar?’Maybe just another ‘wanna-be rock-star’ I say to myself.“Should I…

Humor, Love, Passion, Poems, Submission