BITCH
I am a Mistress as I said before
TOADIES
And you treat us as you should
BITCH
You’re sniveling little chaps
Whose bums need many slaps
With a paddle made of wood.
TOADIES
We’re sniveling little chaps
Whose bums need many slaps
With a paddle made of wood.
BITCH
As Dominatrix I’ve no peer
I own lots of bondage gear.
I’ll gladly show you some.
And although my pussy swells
It never, ever smells
Of the fragrance of men’s cum
TOADIES
What never?
BITCH
No, never.
TOADIES
What never?
BITCH
Well…. Hardly ever.
TOADIES
Her cunt hardly ever smells of cum!
Then give three cheers and rise to your feet
For our Bitch Mistress whose twat smells sweet
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For….. our Bitch who is a whore.
BITCH
I do my best to gratify you all
TOADIES
And you give great satisfaction
BITCH
Whether you fuck me in my mouth
Or in somewhere further south
You know I am ready for action
TOADIES
Whether we fuck you in the mouth
Or in somewhere further south
We know you’re ready for action
BITCH
Your bum holes I’ll abuse
But I’ll never, ever use
Some sex toy that will though
covered well with grease
make you ill at ease.
I’ll never use a huge dildo.
TOADIES
What never?
BITCH
No, never.
TOADIES
What never?
BITCH
Well…. Hardly ever.
TOADIES
She’ll never use a huge dildo.
Then give three cheers, because she’s great, .
For our Bitch Mistress who’s considerate
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For… our Bitch who is a whore
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