Hi I hope you enjoyed part one because this is my very first time writing a story. Please leave comments and rate this feel free to give any useful tips you know of and im also trying my hand at being a comedian so rate the jokes that follow also.
1. Q: why did the guy get fired from the MNM’s factory
A: because he threw away all the W’s
2.Q: What did the little girl say when she opened the box of cheerio’s
A: look mommy, donut seeds
3. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game, a quarter was tossed and then the game began. when the game was over he asked if she enjoyed it and she said yes but i dont get it. then he ask why and she said through the whole game they were shouting ” GET THE QUARTERBACK, GET THE QUARTERBACK!” I mean, helllloooo, it’s only 25 cents.
Please comment these and let me know how you like them to and critiscism is welcome to quote ” our world would be in despair without any critiscism” and BTW no offense on the blonde joke to any blondes that read this but its just that they dont make jokes about redheads or brunetts besides im blonde also so please dont be mad or angry please dont.
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Via: https://sexstories.com/story/54322/rape_then_court_part_one